You're Funny As Fuck.

sarahkeilman94:

when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister

awkwardvagina:

have you ever just cried because you’re you

kyary:

when youre very proud of yourself

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ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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jesslaughingalonewithnewleaf:

francounjamed:

why

why not

essentiallyjesus:

If I ever hear you talking shit about strippers or any other sex worker as if they’re somehow beneath you because of their occupation then we’re gonna have a fucking problem.