when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister
have you ever just cried because you’re you
when youre very proud of yourself
when you masturbate twice on the same day
If I ever hear you talking shit about strippers or any other sex worker as if they’re somehow beneath you because of their occupation then we’re gonna have a fucking problem.