You're Funny As Fuck.

gorrgon:

for a person who isn’t exclusively attracted to people of the same gender I sure do say im gay a lot

apricockjam:

I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

trans-carlos:

stop calling bi, poly, and pan girl lesbians 2k14

I Hate My Fuckening Life And I Hate The FUCK Government

chekhov:

Who the fuck has crushes after you’re like ten years old just suck his dick and block him on iMessage

sealcat:

looking at ticket prices and

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bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with